Reality TV and me

As you know, Tom B. and his youngest son, The Bachelor, have been at the hillcountry ranch since Friday. I am trying to keep myself company by reading and watching the world through Reality TV. My favorite channel is HGTV Divine Design. Go a head and give up, because I am winning the HGTV Dream House in Stowe, VT. Now, I have never been to Vermont, but from the looks of my new house, I am going to love it. All I have had to do to insure we move in soon, is to enter everyday. It sounds like a lot, but I am taking care of my future. Stowe,VT looks very nice, lots of snow and outdoorsy stuff for Tom Berenger, and a FABU house for me.
When I get tired of looking at more apartments at The Dakota that are being decorated by two guys who are "life partners"and probably have more disposable income than some small Texas counties, I then stoop to the level of TV known as "The Housewives of Fill in the Blank". Sundays happen to be marathons of HWof Atlanta. These women kills me. I love when they describe themselves as "classy" and then proceed to curse like longshoremen. I enjoy watching their general crazy just like people enjoy exteme fighting. It is awful and gross but you just can't look away! I am extremely interested in how that big white woman with the wighead comes by all that money? All the others have a legitimate source of income except WigWorld. When I say legitimate, I mean a man that gives it to them or , in the case of Kandi and the lawyerlady, they work for it. WigWorld just seems to curse for a living. I love when she said she is hoping to instill the same good values in her girls as she was taught. Who taught her? A Madam? My favorite quote from WigWorld was to do with fashion when she said " There is a fine line between classy and trashy". REALLY? A FINE LINE? That is like thinking there is a fine line between a trailer and the Empire State Building?Also, they also all have these men hairdressers that show up to do their hair. That part would be great here in Genoa City. Except these fellows are always wearing high heeled ladies shoes. One of them had on a pair of camo-boots with high heels that would have just taken my husband's breath away. Except if he saw it on this man. I know this is progressive and all but this is the South. It just is not safe to be sporting fancy ladies footwear when you are a GUY! Just my thinking but I had to say it. It shames me , almost, to admit I am drawn to watch this insanity like watching a train wreck in slow motion.Happily, this week, the show ended in a wigpulling cat fight, so I was able to turn it off and feel all superior that my friends, The Housewives of Genoa City don't even own wigs, so there is no way we will be up to any of that tacky behavior.
Just because we all probably have a tiara on standby and could be prompted to don it while sipping a Lemondrop, we have no connection to these crazy girls.
You will be happy to know that Tom Berenger has checked in with a kill. The Bachelor has gotten his first deer and feels that it is official that he is fullblown manly man. Not that there was ever any question. The Bachelor is 28, 6'1 and bodybuilder material. Granted, he is not the most cerebral guy you could come across, but he , for some reason, is a LadiesMan. I use the term "Ladies" generously. He is the picture of what is known in these parts as "good old boy". Tom B had a great trip with him and a total of 3 deer gave their lives for the cause.
Well, my quiet weekend is almost over, so I am about to start watching EAT, LOVE, PRAY. I am hoping for some spiritual enlightment before TB comes home and wants to clean deer in my front yard. Zen. Amen.